Thank God: Our national nightmare is Complete Series Archivesover as Americans coast to coast collectively exhale.
No, Donald Trump has not resigned from the presidency. What we're talking about here is of much more importance: Shaquille O'Neal, it turns out, does not actuallybelieve the world is flat.
SEE ALSO: The Earth is round. It's your problem if you believe it isn't.You may recall last week when the retired NBA star and all-around celebrity said on his podcast that the spherical Earth is actually flat. Hoo-boy, let me tell you, did this bit of ground-breaking information from a scientific expert spawn some internet clicks. (Although our own Miriam Kramer did write a nuanced and thoughtful look at what's reallyup with flat-Earthers — you should check it out.)
Anyway, turns out the moral of this story is: Psych (or sike, if you prefer).
Shaq does not actually believe the Earth is flat.
“The first part of the theory is, I’m joking, you idiots," the retired NBA star said on a podcast called the Art of Charm, per ForTheWin. "That’s the first part of the theory. The second part is, I said jokingly that when I’m in my bus and I drive from Florida to California, which I do every summer, it seems to be flat. When I’m in my plane, and we’re getting ready to land, and I open up the window, and I’m looking at all the land that we’re flying over, it seems to be flat. But this world we live in people take things too seriously."
But hooooold up.
Take things too seriously, Shaq? Whotakes things too seriously?
Are you reallytrying to say that, when a celebrity scientific non-expert says something egregiously dumb, we aren'tsupposed to all take it Very Seriously? Are you implying celebrities are notthe real scientists of America in 2017?
Are you saying a struggling news industry shouldn'tjump right on this non-essential bit of information from a non-leading, non-scientific mind, all in the name of some cheap clicks and pageviews?
Well, I mean, damn — you might have a point.
But what's up with Kyrie Irving, though? He's a current NBA star who claimed the Earth is flat weeks before Shaq, and he stillhasn't walked that back.
And so it turns out a beleaguered nation waits on with bated breath, its leading scientific minds split on an essential question of human existence.
Previous:The Sound and the “Furious”
Canadians show their 'razzle dazzle' after a bad New York Times tweetSamsung's new Galaxy Xcover brings its removable battery to the U.S.This resistance group is sending Trump notes on toilet paperJ.K. Rowling shares touching Mother's Day message, comforts fansIt's not weird to mourn your dead plant. In fact, it makes perfect sense.'Jeopardy' facing backlash after wading into IsraelCanadians show their 'razzle dazzle' after a bad New York Times tweet11 best mobile games to keep you entertained while on the toiletGeorge Lucas finally met Baby Yoda and Star Wars fans couldn't get enoughIgnore this guy's dumbbell trick and check out the NBA star grandpa behind himSit back, relax and enjoy some Hillary ClintonAway CEO Steph Korey isn't stepping down after allIndia blocks 'The Danish Girl' from airing on TV'Glitter booty' is the latest bizarre beauty trend you've secretly always wanted11 best mobile games to keep you entertained while on the toiletMark Hamill may have cheated the Star Wars Instagram filter to get Luke SkywalkerSit back, relax and enjoy some Hillary ClintonFox News celebrates Trump's weekend White House stay, except he was golfingSamsung's new Galaxy Xcover brings its removable battery to the U.S.'Everything's Gonna Be Okay' actor wants to break misconceptions about autism Alibaba’s Ele.me enhances welfare benefits for 3 million delivery workers · TechNode Mitsubishi joint venture in China suspends production, plans job cuts · TechNode Baidu’s CEO Robin Li resigns from the board of Ctrip Group · TechNode Alibaba commits to holding Ant Group shares, emphasizes strategic partnership · TechNode Best early Prime Day deal: Save 20% on the Dyson Purifier Cool PC1 fan Geely unveils Boyue Cool Smart + compact SUV · TechNode Honor Watch 4 set to launch with 46mm dial and dual SIM standby capability · TechNode Huawei earned $560 million from patents last year · TechNode China’s SAIC confirms cooperation with Audi for EV platforms development · TechNode BYD renames Chaser 07 sedan to Seal, scheduled for launch in Q3 · TechNode NetEase Music tests AI feature “Private DJ” · TechNode Li Auto reportedly shelves plan to build third plant due to regulatory hurdles · TechNode ByteDance’s LLM team appoints new head from Douyin · TechNode Chinese authorities to vet all AI models before release: report · TechNode China’s Great Wall Motors to enter Uzbekistan market · TechNode Fisher of Men Foxconn in talks with TSMC and TMH to build fabrication units in India · TechNode China’s Cainiao Express launches distribution centers in Dallas and Chicago · TechNode Alibaba withdraws investment from AI company SenseTime · TechNode China to take “inclusive and prudent” attitude on ChatGPT
2.1877s , 8199.9140625 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【Complete Series Archives】,Charm Information Network