Even a short week feels like a long week,Bayo you know what I mean? Four days, five days — it's all the same.
Labor Day? Labor's for the birds, baby. It's the weekend and it's time to relax.
It's time to Live, Laugh, Love and embrace whatever other phrases the Cursive Words On Suburban Walls Industrial Complex is churning out these days. Bless This Mess. Welcome To Our Home. This Is Our Happy Place. Eat. Love. Get Off My Lawn.
Anyway, it's the weekend. And to kick it off, let's laugh at some good tweets from the past seven days. You deserve a chuckle.
Here they are, the 14 best tweets of the week.
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