You don't needto name your houseplants006 Archives obviously, but sometimes you come across a fern that simply has too much personality to remain anonymous.
But what should you call your precious little leaf bundle? Here, we've compiled a whopping 99 ideas for you, broken down into six categories to make the selection process even easier.
A few names also include suggestions about the types of plants best suited for them, but you don't have to take our advice. Just keep those suckers alive, and we'll be happy.
These monikers can also be used for pets, but that might be a bit weird in some cases.
1. Timothée Chalamet (ferns, air plants)
2. Cher
3. Rihanna (plants that smell really good)
4. Charli D'Amelio
5. Peace Lily James
6. Kitty Purry (This is the name of Katy Perry's cat and should be used only for pet-safe plants.)
7. Snake Gyllenhaal (snake plant)
SEE ALSO: Plant recommendation: The world's hottest fern8. Taylor Swift (snake plant)
9. Ariana Grande (ponytail palm)
10. Tom Hanks
11. Baby Yoda
12. Mr. Rogers
13. Poison Ivy (anything but poison ivy)
14. Goodsee Vockyteps
15. Captain America (plant that starts small, then gets really big all of a sudden)
16. Chris Harrison
17. John Paul Jones
18. Jo
19. Amy
20. Meg
21. Beth
22. Laurie / Lawrence (see entry No. 1)
23. Tony the Tiger (striped snake plant)
24. Lisa Vanderpump
25. Buffy
26. Meryl Streep
27. Megan Thee Plant
28. Alive Girl
29. Sandwich
30. Hot Dog (Dragon fingers)
31. Cheesecake
32. Dumpling
33. Shrimp Cocktail
34. Matzo (moss balls)
35. Aloe (aloe)
36. Spaghetti (trailing succulents, trailing ferns)
37. Your mom's name
38. Your dad's name
39. One of your siblings' names but not the other one
40. The name of your therapist
41. The name of your most recent ex
42. The name of your least recent ex
SEE ALSO: The Sill's faux and preserved plants are pretty, pet-friendly, and pricey43. The name (first and last) of a crush
44. The name of the person who sold the plant to you at Home Depot
45. The name of the person who wouldn't give you a piece of gum in tenth grade math
46. The VIN of your car
47. Your own name
48. Button (little succulent)
49. Noodle
50. Emerald
51. Cardigan
52. Pearl (String of pearls)
53. Cutie
54. Sweetie
55. Puppy
56. Kitty
57. Rabbit
58. Majesty
59. Killer (Venus fly trap, pitcher plant)
60. Animal
61. Plant
62. Planty
63. Mr. Plant
64. Ms. Plant
65. Professor Plant
66. Dr. Plant
67. Justice Plant
68. President Plant
69. Duke/Duchess of Plant
70. Lil Plant
71-72. Aly & AJ
73-74. Simon & Garfunkel
75-76. Walt & Jesse
77-78. Mr. and Mrs. Plant
SEE ALSO: Which houseplants make the best gifts?79-80. Cosmo & Wanda
81-82. Rick & Morty
83-84. Peanut butter & jelly
85-87. The Supremes (Choose your Diana Ross carefully.)
88-90. Destiny's Child (Same as above, but for Beyoncé.)
91-93. Shiv, Kendall, and Roman from Succession(sorry, Connor)
94-96. Crosby, Stills, & Nash
97-99. The Powerpuff Girls
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