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Today they’re releasing a new set of vibrations for their Crescendo device that play along with all your favorite Christmas carols. This will give a whole new meaning to Jingle Bells.
If you already have a Crescendo, you’ll get the update automatically. If not, there’s still time to buy the toy -- which features six separate motors and can bend into many different shapes -- and get the most out of your holiday season.
SEE ALSO: 7 entry level vibrators if you are new to the sex toy gameSo why on Earth would you need to celebrate in this particular fashion? Stephanie Alys, MysteryVibe’s co-founder and their Chief Pleasure Officer, said in a statement, “Love them or hate them, Christmas songs ignite a sense of excitement and joy in us all. So we thought, imagine if we coupled that with the feeling of an intense orgasm?!”
Christmas is coming, indeed.
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