Now that some people have seen Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwaldit's time to discuss some of the movie's more shocking, upsetting, and truly bizarre moments.
SEE ALSO: What the shocking end reveal during 'Crimes of Grindelwald' means for the 'Fantastic Beasts' franchiseBecause, wow. Even for Harry Potter, this movie got weird. Spoilers abound, so scroll down at one's own risk.
As if they hadn't spent a whole movie making people say MACUSA to explain why it is different from the British Ministry of Magic.
He is a baby! You were supposed to take care of him!
You didn’t do anything wrong.
Consent is sexy, Queenie.
That sounds really... wizard racist? Plus when he was like “isn’t she pretty? Don’t you all want to bang this snake?” Awkward.
A skull vape. He vapes. For magic.
Can house elves legally consent to reproduce with wizards?
She's not even supposed to be alive at this point in the story, but OK!
It's not clear if that was, like, wizard marriage, or what.
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart’s desire. Does Dumbledore desire to make another blood pact? Was that just the happiest moment of his life? Exchanging some blood with his Nazi boyfriend?
And it didn’t have a tremendous impact on anything.
That’s all.
But, like... what does this whole plot have to do with anything again?
Literally what? We're still processing that one.
Very Johnny Depp of him. Ugh.
So did World War II happen because Grindelwald was stopped? Was stopping wizard fascism a mistake??
Not even the Weasleys gave all of their kids names that start with the same letter.
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